I hate touching toilet handles...

...so, I want my very own foot toilet flusher.

Thanks to an e-mail alerting me of this device sent to me by my future wife, I can now tell you that if you have a Sam's Club membership, you can buy one online for $28 (not including shipping).

Or, if you hate Wal-Mart like our friendly villager EV does, you can order one from somewhere like Health Mega Mall.

Either way, you won't have to touch the handle while flushing ever again.
Yes, I know it is your own home. Yes, I know I bookmarked a page in del.icio.us about how people need to eat more excrement. But, I still hate germs and I don't know where that toilet handle has been...it could have been kissing girls on the mouf!

Bacon and Chocolate?

Everyone's favorite directory of wonderful things posted an article on a bacon candy bar.

I love bacon.
But I do NOT like chocolate (actually, dark chocolate isn't too bad).

But, even if I did, would this really taste good? Just look at the box. It looks gross.

The whole description is a fallacy, there is no way that "a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup".

Honestly, it looks like a piece bacon on top of a log of excrement (which Americans should eat more of).

Bacon and chocolate go together like peanut butter and ladies...