Bacon and Chocolate?

Everyone's favorite directory of wonderful things posted an article on a bacon candy bar.

I love bacon.
But I do NOT like chocolate (actually, dark chocolate isn't too bad).

But, even if I did, would this really taste good? Just look at the box. It looks gross.

The whole description is a fallacy, there is no way that "a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup".

Honestly, it looks like a piece bacon on top of a log of excrement (which Americans should eat more of).

Bacon and chocolate go together like peanut butter and ladies...