Colbert 2008!

I'm amazed that I was the first wheelie to post this, but our second favorite early evening faux cable newsman is running for president. You can find the article here.

Because he is running in both primaries, it will obviously split his votes between everyone who watches him (Democratic side) and those who saw him on the O'Reilly factor (Republican side). Either way, he has to be considered the leader of the third tier of candidates far surpassing those of the Prohibition Party, the World Worker's Party (whose 2000 presidential candidate I met), the Whig Party, or the up and coming (and impossibly contradictory) Scottish Prohibition Party.

When it comes down to voting, I suggest you ask yourself one question. Who do you think will control the bear population???