I hate touching toilet handles...

...so, I want my very own foot toilet flusher.

Thanks to an e-mail alerting me of this device sent to me by my future wife, I can now tell you that if you have a Sam's Club membership, you can buy one online for $28 (not including shipping).

Or, if you hate Wal-Mart like our friendly villager EV does, you can order one from somewhere like Health Mega Mall.

Either way, you won't have to touch the handle while flushing ever again.
Yes, I know it is your own home. Yes, I know I bookmarked a page in del.icio.us about how people need to eat more excrement. But, I still hate germs and I don't know where that toilet handle has been...it could have been kissing girls on the mouf!