Electronic Vagrant Presents: Venture Capital Don'ts

So this evening I was reading the Early Warning blog on Washington Post when I stumbled upon what may be the world's greatest invention. I went there to read an update on the mysterious Israeli bombing, and I came back with a great way for Zach to blow his money make way more than 1% a week. A man named Brian Sandler has invented "a machine to get rid of hurricanes." Harness this while you can! I'm sure all the big names are itching to throw money at this guy.

Moving along, many of you were crucified in your Nobel Fantasy Leagues when Albert Arnold Gore Jr. won the Peace Prize. We here at VC Central paid much more attention to the recent Ignobel Prizes. Many of the winners show promise, but the brightest star continues to be multiple winner Troy Hurtubise, inventor of the grizzly suit and a light that shines through solid objects. ACOM, I suggest that you sell your MSFT stock and invest in this up and comer!

Finally, I think that Elroy should sell all of his Rex Grossman memorabilia while he can still get a few pennies on the dollar for it and invest in the best thing to hit Honshu since pee batteries. That's right, I'm talking about a pacifist island's response to the taser: the I'm so scared that I will unfurl a vending machine costume and blend in with my surroundings while my attacker is hopelessly outwitted crimefighting apparatus.



Happy Investing!