Friday, September 7, 2007

Big Ern's "Shattered Kneecaps" Locks of the Week

Week 1
As we all know, hardwork, thriftiness, and 401k contributions are for suckers. The true path to riches and trophy wives is paved with gambling advice of questionable origins. With that in mind, it is my great pleasure to present the first installment of Big Ern's Locks of the week.

  1. Atlanta (+3) @ Minnesota - Can you spell Tavaris Jackson? (Can I?)
  2. San Diego (-6) vs. Chicago - This will make more sense after watching Shawn Merriman prancing around after forcing Rex Grossmans 11th sack (and 4th fumble) of the game. Sorry Nate.

Remember kids, don't bet more than you're willing to lie to your significant other/parents about losing.