Big Ern's "Angry Disbelief at Not Making the Fantasy Football Playoffs" Locks of the Week

Less political snark, more correct picks...

• Giants +3 at Eagles
• Texans +3 vs. Bucs
• Patriots -10.5 vs. Steelers

Last week: 0-3
This year: 17-14-4

Big Ern's "Increasingly Sporadic" Locks of the Week

2 of these 3 have to cover.

This week's picks:

• Dolpins (+16) at Steelers
• Eagles (+25) at Patriots
• Bills (+9.5) at Jaguars

Last week: 0-2-1
This year: 15-10-4

Note: the following teams have been banned from locks of the week in any capacity: Detroit Lions and Denver Broncos. More to come...

Big Ern's "Nobody's Perfect,Especially Those Refs in Indianapolis Last Week" Locks of the Week

Well, it was a good run. A run we'd still we'd still be on if Ellis Hobbs could have avoided interfering with Reggie Wayne. By getting tackled by him.

This week's picks:

• Buffalo (-3) at Miami
• Redskins (-3) vs. Philadelphia
• Detriot (Pick 'em) at Arizona
  

Last week: 2-1
This year: 15-8-3

Big Ern's "Kneel Before Zod, Son of Jarel!" Locks of the Week

Three weeks, nine picks, zero losses (and two pushes). Boo ya.

This week's picks:

• New England (6-) at Indianapolis
• Dallas (-3) at Philadelphia
• Tennessee (-4) over Carolina
  

Last week: 3-0
This year: 13-7-3