Big Ern's "Angry Disbelief at Not Making the Fantasy Football Playoffs" Locks of the Week

Less political snark, more correct picks...

• Giants +3 at Eagles
• Texans +3 vs. Bucs
• Patriots -10.5 vs. Steelers

Last week: 0-3
This year: 17-14-4

Big Ern's "If They Were Musk, They'd Be High Karate" Locks of the Week

If Giuliani followed Locks of the Week, he'd be able to afford a real dog walker. Better luck next time.

This week's picks (we'll jump back on the New England train next week):

• Cleveland (-1) at Arizona


• Chicago (+2) over New York


• Houston (+4) at Tennessee

Last week: 2-1
This year: 17-11-4