Big Ern's "Kneel Before Zod, Son of Jarel!" Locks of the Week

Three weeks, nine picks, zero losses (and two pushes). Boo ya.

This week's picks:

• New England (6-) at Indianapolis
• Dallas (-3) at Philadelphia
• Tennessee (-4) over Carolina
  

Last week: 3-0
This year: 13-7-3

Big Ern's "If it ain't broke..." Locks of the Week

Maybe I've got this crazy league figured out. Or maybe the Patriots are a freakish gambling anomaly too good to last much longer. We shall see.

NEW ENGLAND (-17) over Washington
Indianapolis (-7) over CAROLINA
Buffalo (+3) over JETS

Last week: 3-0
This year: 10-7-3

Big Ern's "Too Tired to Think of a Pun" Locks of the Week

Stupid take-home mid-term...

New England (-17) over MIAMI
Indianapolis (-3) over JACKSONVILLE
Atlanta (+8) vs. NEW ORLEANS

Last week: 1-0-2
This year: 7-7-3