BEST Halloween costume involving poop...

Boing Boing calls this the worst costume ever, but they are wrong.
Poopie Shorts! Just read the description:
"Two-Layer Butt Allows 'Diarrhea' to Flow without a Mess!"

Comes with "Theatrical Liquid 'Diarrhea'"!!

Maybe I could use this costume for more than one year.....

Here's a link to 10 Halloween Costumes That Are Just Sick and Wrong, where this comes from....