$500 for Me, $25 for (Each of) Thou

Handsome devil that I am, it is difficult to understand why my list of acquaintances is limited to family and ex-frat guys. Neither group is renowned for fiscal or technical savvy. Thus, my referral bonuses for ING Direct Savings and ING Electric Orange checking remain (mostly) unclaimed.

Whether you stumbled upon Villager in pursuit of Japanese Pee or enlightened social commentary, you owe it to yourself to open one one or both flavors of account. With an invite from the gate keeper (me), you get a $25 bonus for opening an account with $250. If you don't have $250, I suggest borrowing it from your friendly neighborhood payday loan store, or betting against any or all of Big Ern's Locks.

If you want a referral (did I mention you get $25?) post your e-mail in the comments, and let me know if you want to open savings, checking or both. Alternatively, shoot your request to villagergmail dot zem at gishpuppy dot com. Note: all I get is you e-mail address. ING doesn't even tell me who signed up, all I know is that someone did.

Sign-up today, the number of referrals is limited:
Remaining savings referrals: 15
Remaining checking referrals: 25