Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Nate = Buffoon, Al Gore = Sex Bomb

Re: the earlier post about stupid burning oil and replanting trees article I have two things to say:

  1. Al Gore's position has never been that biofuels, electric cars, or hydrogen fuel cell powered sex toys are the one and complete answer to Global Warming. His position is that we need to shift our energy consumption to renewable fuel sources and begin an earnest, culture- and world-wide discussion about the cataclysmic wall we're probably accelerating towards.
  2. Ethanol is stupid. It is the strange love-child of the corn industry (the nice people who ensure high fructose corn syrup is in everything) and environmentalists desperate to do something productive during this 8-year clusterfark (clusterbomb if you live in Basra).

Anyways, Gore is awesome. I would have his baby if it were biologically feasible (and if he would just answer one of my letters).