Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Mystery War

Taking a break from Olympic torches, Football and Tor, the most interesting thing that has happened in the last few days is the mysterious war between Israel and Syria. These two countries hate each other, yet Syria has responded meekly at best to their mortal enemy bombing them. (Is it bad that I wanted to type frenemy just then? I don't think I've ever used that word before.) Anyway, back on track, guesses abound as to what Israel just destroyed.
North Korean nuclear technology?
Hizbollah arms destined for Lebanon?
Baby seals?

Maybe they were just pissed because Bill Belichick was stealing their defensive signals.....