Dwight, you ignorant slut!

This is a friendly reminder that tonight, 9pm ET/8pm CT, is the season premiere of the greatest show on television.

I know, I may have to defend myself against a few raving lunatics who say that The Wire, 24, House, or Entourage takes the cake (or in Zach's case: The View), but I stand firm.

See you in Scranton.

Japanese Pee-Powered Batteries

A Japanese company, Aqua Power Systems, is now offering batteries that can be recharged by... wait for it... peeing on them.

Insert joke here...

My big question: what is the best way to do this? Clearly you need to remove them from your remote control first, but where do you place the batteries while you, ahem, recharge them? The sink?

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