Whirlyface Pedophile Update

Thai authorities caught Zach's best friend and future plaintiff in their country after Interpol released unscrambled photos of a man they identified as Christopher Paul Neil. Anyone with three first names is always a little shady, but I could tell there was more to the story.

Then I looked at the photos.....


Look familiar???



Yes, Christopher Paul Neil is none other than Mute Records multiplatinum recording artist Moby! I knew there was more to him than just a lot of crappy techno music.

PS: I know, its not really Moby, but they do look a heck of a lot alike, dont they?