Your Jesus fish should be revoked.....Part II

So now that we've covered how much I hate it when people cut in line, I'll get to the subject at hand.


I commute each day into work, and it takes slightly longer than half an hour each way. That being said, I see lots of different people driving around town. Granted I do commute to work each day in Oregon, where the best drivers in the country reside. Still, idiots are everywhere.

So when I see the lady from White Van Shuttle going about 65 in a 30 zone weaving in and out of traffic, I wonder if she's really doing her company a service. (this happened yesterday) I know that if I ever need to get to my hotel incredibly fast and haven't gone on a roller-coaster recently, they'd be my best bet.

The real question I have is about the people who have bumper stickers, emblems, or other stuff on their cars. If you see someone with an Obama 08 sticker on their car and they cut you off, do you vote for Hillary? Or what about the people with the Jesus fish? They're doing stupid stuff all the time on the road, but I notice it probably because they're the most common of all car decorations. Isn't that unfair to the rest of the flock, if not Jesus himself? Shouldn't there be some roving Jesus fish wardens who can taketh away from the idiot who always drives up to the front of the on-ramp and swerves in front of the 55 of us who have been waiting to get on I-205?

I expect that type of behavior from the guy with the "Lost your cat? Try checking under my tires" sticker (or the Wal-Mart driver), but not from the van filled with Code Pink protesters.

I fear the day when the cereal and cookies truck with the wikipedia bumper sticker cuts me off. I'll starve to death both intellectually and physically.