Is this a good deal or not?

Help me out here, while traveling through the metropolis known as Cincinnati, I came across one of Elroy's favorite joints (have you had the Cobb Salad yet?).

Does this mean if you don't eat with your hands it is $5.99 extra? Are these items on redneck Christmas lists? I can see it now "Honey, what I really want is a Knife and Fork from Bob Evans this year!" I would expect to see this in Kentucky, but Cincinnati? Come on!

Now, notice there is a missing period, boys don't get scared, I mean the punctuation mark! Is it $5.99 or $599? Either way, I hear you can get a good fork downtown for $5.

And what, no spoon for that amount of money? Anyone who has registered for a wedding knows you can get a whole place setting for around $3o bucks and you aren't paying for it, someone else is.

So my advice is, the next time you're at Bob Evans eating a Cobb Salad, ask them if you can save $5.99 by eating with your hands.

And remember that $5.99 is like $6.01 Canadian these days...